Mossy's World of Animals...my guide to endangered species and how to stop the extinctions.: Animal Jokes

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Animal Jokes

What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have 'the' as their middle names.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie.

Why are pigs bad drivers?
They HOG the road.

What do you call an elephant in the North Pole?
Lost.

Is this elephant lost...?
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What is Mossy's World of Animals?

Welcome people of the world! Bienvenue! ¡Recepción! Boa vinda! مرحبا! 歓迎 Willkommen! My name is Moss and I'm a sixth grader in South Carolina. This is my blog dedicated to educating people about animals...extinct animals, endangered animals, threatened animals, vulnerable animals, and animals right in your own backyard.

It's important so that people can be more careful, because it's up to us to take care of nature and habitats and all living creatures.

A few years ago I was amazed to learn about all the extinct animals I'd never get to see, and shocked to realize all the endangered animals people of the future may never get to see.

I want people to learn about animals, and do something to help. I'll try to provide interesting information, ideas on how you can help the environment, and other cool stuff about my favorite animals.